i’m actually really glad i saw this, wow
That last one is priceless
children’s beauty pageants are so fucked up though ???
#emma has never been someone’s number one priority#but here’s this man#who has nothing in the EF without her#who doesn;t come back for the greater good#he comes back for her#to save her from living a lie#because he knows her#he knows she would want the truth#even if it hurts#even if it’s like waking from a good dream#he came back to save her from the life she didn’t choose#emma has been defined from before her birth by her role as the savior#but now she has her own savior#and he says its like it’s the most basic fact on earth (via x)
"but now she has her own savior"
if I had to contact like….my 6th grade self, it would go somewhat like this.
wait what i don’t get it
Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol
I actually hate her
are you fucking kidding me
beginning to dislike her more and more
she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??
but wow what a bitch
And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.
This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.
Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”
So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.
Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog.
thank you, JLaw is queen.
In one single rant, Dean covered about 75% of the human emotional spectrum.
the longer you watch his facial expression in the second gif the funnier it gets
I think it’s because of how drastically it changes in the span of a millisecond.
So many things happening in this gif:
JLaw sitting on Meryl Streep’s lap
Bradley desperately wanting to take the selfie himself
Ellen accidentally checking Jennifer’s boobs out
Brad Pitt and Lupita’s bro head collision
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THE HEAD BUMP
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